Ohhhhhhhh... This is a story that I just NEVER get to tell, and it will almost fit here, I just HAVE to!!!
So, years ago we (hubby and I) were visiting my parents. Late at night (2am) I hear from hubby "SNORT, SNORT, SNORT!". Of course I wake him up to ask him what in the world are you doing????? Well, he was dreaming!
"I was a wood elf, and me and my buddy were hiding in a big tree trunk! We were hiding from the forest creatures who were trying to eat us. There were these old ladies with their purses, and they were trying to see what we were! (tThe ladies were going to give our position away.) Well, I did not want any of the woodlands creatures to find us, or those scary ladies, so I opened up my eyes REAL wide, so they would see the eyes and think we must be really big scary creatures there, in that hollowed out tree trunk. But the old ladies with their purses (and I'm thinking, say what???) did not stop looking in the tree! So I snorted at them! That would work! (Well, dear Carol woke up to hear my sweet hubby going "snort, snort, snort" at the top of his lungs! At 2am!!!!! You can bet I woke him up!!!) " End dream! So then hubby explained what the dream was, and we were laughing uproarously when I hear Dad "ok, young 'uns, stop that!!!". And Vince, that is what is going to be looking out from that lamp at me!!!!